LA in the rain: a harrowing drive
Michelle got a call from a good college friend of hers on Friday telling her that she’d be in Santa Monica for the weekend at an Ultimate Frisbee tournament. Not having any set plans for Saturday, we...
View ArticleMy cell phone and car are clearly in collusion
After nearly six months, I finally received the $200 cell phone rebate I’ve been waiting for. Just in time for $191.89 worth of car repair (the battery and electronics system). Any suggestions on what...
View ArticleIt’s harder to catch typos on Dvorak
Several months ago, I switched to the Dvorak keyboard layout. On the whole, I’m quite happy about the switch. I’m still a little disjointed when going back and forth between it and QWERTY, but...
View ArticleLefthand Black
It being the birthday yesterday of a friend who will remain nameless, but whose gothic tendencies are at a solid “black is the new black, jackoff” level, Michelle, Bryan, Bonnie and I joined the...
View ArticleCal Poly, Shame on You. Don’t cheat the People!
That’s the war cry I heard walking down Wilson Ave next to Caltech this morning. A man was shouting these words at Broad over and over again with an odd accent. I believed it to be Middle Eastern. cal...
View ArticleThe Ballad of Lincoln and Chana
Standing at the docks Anacortes Trying to get to Orcas by sea The port it is packed with friends it’s a fact; Why can’t we get a minute of peace? Christ, you know it ain’t easy: too many people to...
View ArticleThe best songs are the sad songs
I had a debate with Michelle the other day that started with me making the statement above. My argument was that artists are going to spend a long time composing and brooding over a work of sadness...
View ArticleYou don’t want your waitress to say
This is my favorite beer; it tastes like Fruit Loops.
View ArticleMan in the Mirror
Whenever I wear my MIT shirt, I always like to stop by at the mirror and say hello to Tim.
View ArticleThey’re real people?
You know in Junior High when you saw one of your teachers in the grocery store and you were all surprised? “Woah! Teachers are real people?” I have just discovered the adult equivalent. I saw one of...
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